I love Toaster Stroodles

Ode to the Stroodle

Toaster Stroodle
So flavorful and all
Lets go together to a ball
We would have lots of fun
We Would laugh and run
Dancing to Lionel Richie
Come on Stroodle don't be bitchy
Or worse like a poptart
Or a fat old Fart
Let us dance
Let Us Sing
Like a Bird
Or Crow
Like the Evening Snow
Oh
I love you so
Toaster Stroodle

-Nathan

Jesus and Toaster Studel/Stroodle

Everybody on the planet loves Toaster Stroodles, including our (fake? Were not here to debate that, well maybe we are, depends if you see this blog as a kind of a crudade) lord, Jesus Christ. Toaster Stroodles were also enjoyed by the lead singer of Dire Staights. Also toaster stroodles can be a healthy meal. If you decide to put egg whites and/or fat free yogurt, they make a delicous snack. This is something you can't do with poptarts.

Poptarts

This has nothing to do with poptarts, im not very cool. JK! IM THE COOLEST HOMEDAWG IN THE WORLD YALL!

Poptarts V. Toaster Stroodle

Poptarts are for commies. Dirty devil sucking free trade hating commies. Toaster Stroodles strootascity(new word) are beyond anything I have ever tasted. With a glass of Leche. Leche=Milk in Espanol. Im just enriching your souless blogging life(you'll thank me later). Anyways. Poptarts when eaten kill dead babies. Wait. That doesn't make sense. Hmm. How can I make that sentence better. Lets act out a school class doing that. JK SCHOOLS FOR WIENERS(spell check Will, on Weiner). Coke+Nathan= A Fizzing with bubbles, after this the reaction slows and a white residue on the bottom of the 500ml plastic cup. Or is that sodium chloride and citric acid. Idk. I fail at life. Question: Toaster Stroodles beat Poptarts by how much? Like Bastista V. The Undertaker Close of a match or me sitting on anything less than 200Ilbs? I need self esteem. Actually I get it from eating. I also get it from singing along to Talking Heads. Maybe I should have not shared that detail with the internetoids. Hehehehehehehehe, thats a new word.

Girl Scout Cookies

WHERE THE HELL DO THEY GET OFF! Sorry for that outburst, I'm just so mad. I got my Cookies yesterday, thin mint and peanut butter. First I open my thin mint and see there are about thirty cookies. I eat a few. Then I go to peanut butter(my favorite). Instead of seeing two bags of 15 I see how many you ask? 15 GOD DAMN FUCKING COOKIES THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL. Sorry. I'm again so mad. I would like the one person currently reading my blog to boycott Girl scout cookies next year.

Strudel or Stroodle

Acording to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strudel it can also be speleed Strudel. This is the same way that austrians spell it. And Austrians look really cool in tight pants/ Purple tights. JK! What I'm meaning to say is that George Clooney was really really awesome on ER.
To Sum up everything in this post
1. Austrians have small packages
2. George Clooney is a nice guy
3. Mike Huckabee's forigen policy has no way to deal with the Taliban. The Taliban's affect on the war in Iraq could prevent a clean exit from the war, no matter when that is. Also he has not sufficiently dealt with Rual Castro coming into power of Cuba. For instance: he has not said if trade embargo's set up during the Castro era would still be in affect. Or if we could even ally with them. This is a subject that all canidates have tried to avoide to address, not only Huckabee.
4. Studel AND! Stroodle are ok spellings with me

ROFLMFAO!

Toaster Stroodle: What the fuck is it? And how do you stroodle a toaster? I have no clue. Im kinda slow... anyhoo its the fucking funniest word in the whole world. ITS SO AWESOME! ITS STROODLETASTICIDITYIDNESS is like nothing ive ever seen.